You Know Whats Bullshit? Christmas Aftermath

You Know What's BULLSHIT?!  That's bullshit. It's nearly the middle of January. Takedown your fuckin' Christmas decorations.

To me, Christmas happens in December, but it seems to start whenever it wants, and end whenever it wants. I've seen Christmas stuff in the stores, as early as October. At least wait until after Halloween. That's bullshit!

And what about Thanksgiving? Nobody gives a flyin' fuck about that. What a glutton of a holiday. It just devours everything around it. And even after Christmas, you can still walk into a shopping mall and hear Christmas music playing. If you're gonna start it early, at least end it early, it's bullshit!

Well, Merry Christmas. Or I can be PC and say "Happy Holidays". But nowadays, people complain even more about that. "Uhhh, I don't wanna have to ask everyone what they celebrate." Well, that's why, if you're not sure, you say, "Happy Holidays". "Uhhh, I don't wanna say that! I wanna say Merry Christmas!" Well, you can't please everybody. So we need a new PC term. I got it. How 'bout "Happy Shut the Fuck Up!"? Let's start sayin' that.

Well, I think I'm gonna go celebrate St. Patrick's Day like two months early and just start gettin' wasted now, 'cause Christmas is over, and that's bullshit.