You Know Whats Bullshit? Penguin Movies

'''Why's there so many? Because people love 'em! ''Aww, look at the penguin, it's so cute! Don't you just love those little fuckers? Aren't they fuckin' funny? Aren't they fucking assholes?'

Look, I have nothing against penguins, but it's not like they're the single-most amazing creatures in the world. Those would be pygmy marmosets. They're awesome, and the ultimate proof that God has an outrageous sense of humor in the comedy that's called Nature. Now why can't we see some movies about those? Because everybody wants the fuckin' penguins instead, and that's bullshit.