You Know Whats Bullshit? Post Office Pens

The post office has only one pen. The bank, on the other hand, has so many pens, they give 'em out for free. So if the bank can be so generous, why the Hell's the post office so fuckin' cheap, and only able to afford one single pen?! It's even attached to the table by a string. God forbid if somebody steals their only pen. Everybody has to wait in line to use it. There's always somebody writing a fuckin' novel with it, and when it's finally your turn, guess what? It's always out of ink.

Now, this is what you need to do: go to your bank, grab a few of their free pens, and when you go to the post office, leave 'em on the table and say, "Here, you need these, because the Bullshit Man said so." That's bullshit.