You Know Whats Bullshit? Temperature

Yeah. Temperature is bullshit. Why do we have to have it? Think about how often it controls your life. For example, food and beverages. There's stuff you gotta keep cold, and stuff you gotta heat up. Isn't it a pain in the ass to use a microwave to reheat last night's dinner? You punch in some number, and then you wait and then it's like, "Damn! It's still fuckin' cold!" But there could still be a part in the same meal that's so hot, it burns your fuckin' mouth. Especially potatoes. Potatoes are assholes. They're so unpredictable.

Oh, and of course, there's the weather. Don't even get me started. Right now, it’s cold out. Yeah, it's fuckin' cold, but in a few months, it's gonna be too hot. Yeah. And then it's gonna be too cold again, and then too hot, too cold, too hot, for the rest of our lives. You dress for the heat, you dress for the cold, IT CONTROLS YOUR DAMN LIFE! Some animals can't even survive in the heat and some can't survive in the cold. Well, how about just have one neutral temperature that satisfies every creature on Earth?

Man, fuck the winter, fuck the summer, fuck being hot, fuck being cold, I don't like it! If I could talk to Nature, I'd say, "You know, I like what you done. Space, that's fine. Time, that's fine. Temperature, that's bullshit!"