You Know Whats Bullshit? Pennies

Pennies are worthless. What can you buy with a penny? Nothing. So why do we even have pennies? Get rid of 'em. Nobody likes to carry pennies around. Why's there so many pennies lying on the street that don't even get picked up? ''Because nobody fuckin' wants 'em! ''They're like mosquitoes. Go away, you fuckin' pennies!

Think about it. There are four quarters to a dollar, two nickels to a dime, and there are five fuckin' pennies to a nickel. It's pointless.

Even if you save a bunch of pennies, you're not gonna feel like counting them. I mean, think about it. Think about how much time store clerks waste counting pennies back to people. And how often when the change is just a penny, how often do you hear people say, "Keep the change."? A lot. 'Cause people don't want a penny. Every price should end in a 5 or a 0. Pennies are bullshit.