You Know Whats Bullshit? Pay Toilets

Public toilets that you have to pay to use. That's not fair. If I gotta go, it doesn't matter if I have a quarter, I still gotta go! It's not like it's a matter of choice, like it's admission to a fuckin' show! Then there's times when there's somebody standing in the bathroom, handing ya paper towels. Like, "What the fuck?!" Whoever came up with the idea of takin' money off you takin' a shit is fuckin' bullshit!

Now, let's face it. Unless you stay home, public toilets are mandatory, because, in humanity's growing effort to become civilized, proper facilities need to be present to release feces. But once we have to start paying for our own bodily functions, I say go back to the wild! They wanna make a business, out of us havin' to do our business? MAN, FUCK THAT! That business is between you, and Nature! I say, go out on the grass and take a shit like that cow. But wait. That's not cow shit. That's bullshit.